A Feb 14th Special💋🍰💝
Disclaimer: If you are taken then just know this post is satirical and I am actually jealous of you XOXO
#1: GALENTINES
Cosmopolitan Magazine would describe Galentine’s as the platonic version of Valentine’s Day; they say it is celebrated as a pre-game per se for the main event. Well, *I* would say that they are wrong. Galentine’s IS the main event… Valentine’s is a side note.
Getting messy and being sexy with the girls or a boring dinner date? There’s a clear winner here.
P.S. This option is for my girls who actually want to do something… an option for my homebodies is coming soon
The Galentine’s package includes: A couple good friends, cute outfits, cake with a fun little tagline (my favorites are the ones that say something along the lines of “men suck”) , and cranberry #nonalcoholic rose in champagne flutes
Galentine’s produces laughter and instagram pictures… I don’t personally remember a time where going out with a man has produced either of those things, just saying.
#2: Stay home, watch romcoms, eat ice cream, and cry
Mascara running down your face, eyes red and puffy, “Why am I still single? Why does nobody love me?”… we’ve all been there. I was there two days ago. LOL. No seriously why am I single🙂
Anyways… there’s nothing wrong with having this feeling. On the day when everyone is posting their S.O. on their story… I’m the one posting my cat… I get it (I do think my cat is better than any other man out there though for many reasons; maybe a potential foreshadowing moment for my next post?).
How do you fix this feeling??? Well, you don’t really. You have to let yourself feel these emotions for you to get over it rather than holding it in. Yes, I’m talking to you. I know you bottle up your emotions until you can’t handle it anymore and then have a mental breakdown 👁 👁. I have cameras everywhere so don’t think I haven’t seen you do it.
So, this is a day for you to embrace those emotions! Watch some romcoms of other girls feeling the same way and getting played then eat that motherf*cking ice cream or chips if that’s more your style. Tbh I think it works wonders. If you want an insider perspective on what the author is doing: this is my personal plan for tonight😄
#2.5: Go out and find hot randos to make out with
This one is kind of a joke, but also kind of not. If this is how you want to spend your day, I’d say go for it #feminism. Life’s too short to not randomly hu with at least a couple of people here and there… just saying, but don’t take my word for it, go try it out for yourself!
I love you guys ❤️ muah
Sorry I haven’t posted in a minute, but it’s been a busy couple of weeks.
If you want to read my last post click here.
Have a nice night🤭
-S💚