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Is Europe Overrated?
*GASP* did she just say Europe can be overrated??? Yes, she did. Paris? Athens? Venice?? The European cities that deserve a visit… and the ones that don’t. I will only discuss my travel from the past year… id est dicere [that is to say] I won’t include Iceland…. but you should 100% visit; it is…
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5 reasons why my cat is the ultimate dream man
yes… your dream guy really does exist disclaimer: my work is satire 👹 as Cher once said “I love men” 💋 Want a bad boy? An intellectual? An athlete? A mama’s boy? A jokester? Well, I have a treat for you. I present: Tucker. Reason #1 why Tucker is a dream man: He doesn’t talk,…
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2.5 Ways to Spend Valentine’s Day if You’re a #singlelady (que the Beyonce soundtrack)
A Feb 14th Special💋🍰💝 Disclaimer: If you are taken then just know this post is satirical and I am actually jealous of you XOXO #1: GALENTINES Cosmopolitan Magazine would describe Galentine’s as the platonic version of Valentine’s Day; they say it is celebrated as a pre-game per se for the main event. Well, *I* would…
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To drink or not to drink… that is the question (p.s. this post is way better than Hamlet)
Shakespeare wishes he was me💁♀️ Disclaimer: I am 18… so these will NOT be alcoholic beverages. You will have to wait until I’m in Europe for spring break 😉 #thisblogfollowsthelaw hope you’re thirsty😏 I’m writing this post – with my 3-day unwashed hair… I promise to shower right after this – as I drink my…